To A Person:
Hello good sir, I am writing to you today too inform of the fact that you- yes you- piss me off to no end. The way you smack your gum like you're a retarded llama, the way you cut me off in the middle of a school hallway- or the road, the way you just have that certain "I am a huge douchehead" air about you, the way you spend more time on your hair then I do, the way you wear socks with sandals (expensive socks does NOT make it okay), the way you readily assume you're smarter than me- even if you are failing, the way you just love to act like your better than everyone else, SO AWESOME. I just wanted to say that I hate you, and